No Match for the Quad Laser January 31, 2007
Posted by Paul in Teh StOOpid, USA.Tags: Teh StOOpid, USA
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Mark this day on your calender, for this is the day America lost a key battle in the war on terror to a bunch of lite-brites. The country that survived the Great Depression, fought a titanic war on two fronts, sent a man to the Moon and invented Cheez-Whiz was brought to its knees by an LED. If only the British had known, they could’ve used a primitive lighting source known as “fire” to frighten the cowardly people of Boston into submission. Who could dare resist such powerful magics? Talk about “emboldening the enemy”…
Paul
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